doppelgender:

the saddest part of The Fault In Our Stars was definitely when Augustus fell into the chocolate river and got sucked up into the tube thing

since it’s actually the 2nd now i turn 20 tomorrow i’m laughing but also crying

Congratulations, Mom and Dad Fisher!!

shutupvevo:

on the one hand it’s a joke but on the other hand where is the lie

melodygrant → carrieunderwoods

blownaways:

@carrieunderwood: In honor of “Labor” Day…Ace & Penny would like to make an announcement. Their parents couldn’t be happier!

CARRIE IS PREGNNATN MY BABY IS HAVINGG AO BBABY BEY

Stay With Me by Sam Smith

swan meme → [4/8] quotes ;

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